Monday, December 21, 2009
The second part of the SOL 3 NEWS, IGTDN Multiverse exclusive interview with Santa Claus talking to our award winning journalist Eye Candy. PART 1 here.
“Claus darling you must be aware of the rumors that are rife about your non-existence, what would you say to those that deny your Jolly Self is roving the sky in an annual migration with a pack of flying reindeer dropping off gifts around SOL 3?” Asks I Eye Candy of Claus who is looking more dashing every moment I lay eyes upon him.
“Ho ho ho, Eye Candy my little Christmas cookie sweetness you do ask the cutting questions!” Just as he thinks I am going to interrupt to cleverly trap him into answering he continues “But I can’t resist your questions you’re irresistible. Well first of all I would say what do you mean I don’t exist? I mean here I am being interviewed by Eye Candy winner of the Sublime Hegemony TheoPhilo Award for Journalistic Excellence right here on SOL 3 News! As part of The Inter Galactic Trans Dimensional News you are an authority in reporting and the authority on certified authentic gossip!” Claus rests his hands folded together as if to say “case closed” and it is hard to argue against his logic is it not?
Perhaps this is so but I am not finished with Claus on this yet. “Claus darling, perhaps some history would add correction to the false assumptions folks here on SOL 3 have about you.” Claus sits up and responds by saying “are you talking about the origins question? I knew I should have made that out of bounds before the interview, but I suppose it is too late for that ho ho ho.”
I smile my gossip hound grin at Claus “yes the question of origins” says I “You and I both know that you are not originally from SOL 3.” Oh yes I know this is brand sparkling new news to SOL 3ites but to us of the Sublime Hegemony it is old news darlings. “Claus you are from the Sublime Hegemony, Diaphanous Azure, Azure 7 to be more precise. You and I Eye Candy grew up going to some of the same bubble festivals and Crescendo Cave Dormancies. Then as we went our separate ways I with developing my preeminent position in news and gossip in the Multiverse and you as Santa Claus, now tell us how this came about my darling Nicholas.”
A huge smile was wrapped like a gift upon Claus’s face “Yes Eye Candy what you say is true, as you went off in your direction in the media and some also suspect in the undercover services I became a Pathfinder” That is First Wave researchers and investigators in new solar systems investigating sentient life. I will also interject that although I did penetrate the Teuto-Trans-Zenith Authorities Harem it was as a journalist and gossip hound not as some clandestine Sublime Harmony secret servant (after all do I even I look like a Bond Girl? Can you imagine darling?) I nodded for Claus to continue.
“After being here in the present with my Pathfinding I booked Pleasura Travel for a SOL 3 time travel vacation. I traveled back to the 200’s and 300’s AD SOL 3 time to a place that is present time SOL 3 Turkey.” I was stunned by this revelation, I even I for an instant did not speak a word. This explained why present day SOL 3 ate turkey for Christmas! Another mystery unraveled by me Eye Candy!
Claus continued “it was then that my position on Thought Wars…” (See side bar: philosophy and theology) “…shifted to acceptance of some SOL 3 concepts regarding the disposition of those conceptual models, I became a saint and still am a saint, as a matter of fact there are plenty of us saints around”.
“You became Saint Nicholas” said I Eye Candy.
“Yes and I also found that my views on Common Use…” (See sidebar: The un-economic system of the Sublime Hegemony: everybody owns everything and nobody owns anything) “…was a jolly fit for my New Thoughts”. Nicholas had a glint in his eyes and charm in his smile with these words.
Darlings in PART 3 we will get the answers to questions such as “how do you deliver all those gifts in one night?” This third and final installment of my exclusive interview with Santa Claus will be published here at SOL 3 News Wednesday December 23 at 12:01 AM PST (Pacific Santa Time).
Story by Eye Candy at Monday, December 21, 2009