Greetings and salutations welcome to The Inter Galactic Trans Dimensional News (IGTDN) hyper-networked on SOL 3 (Earth) via Stealth Relay and locally on the SOL 3 Blogger system.
Recently when I was approached about possibly proceeding as a Pathfinder for SOL 3 I admit I was rather hesitant. I had no background in the SOL system and had only briefly passed thru its galactic arm once long ago.
Yet the sense of adventure, the possibility of exploring a biosphere of unique life forms has a certain delight similar to that when one walks the Gardens of JaQiNa 5.
The challenges are myriad as the most advanced species (it seems to be humans) on SOL 3 have still to transport themselves out of the system as they have not developed faster than light technology!
In many ways the life forms are diplomatically speaking “primitive” they do though hold much promise and entertainment value so I guarantee stories that will tantalize, titillate, entertain, educate and bemuse you. As a matter of fact I believe that SOL 3 could become the talk of the multiverse!
I will be investigating every aspect of life here on SOL 3, so if you diligently follow my stories you will be prepared for vacations here or possibly even stays of a longer term in preparation for future developments. My investigations will be enhanced as I will do the usual Timeline Thread Points (time travel to you locals) to interview key persons from their history and examine developments on the micro and macro scale according to the HarmZhant System.
I will also consider the ramifications of events in the surrounding Space Zones that may have implications on SOL 3.
I have not been here for long so much is new and engaging/disturbing to me however I have already had the opportunity to be involved in what they call a Reality TV show but more about that later.
I will do my best to increase communication with the interesting SOL 3 inhabitants and you may access their comments with each story I relay. They can be a queer bunch so be prepared for some bizarre concepts and quirky habits. Along the way perhaps I can also elucidate them as to life among us.
If you are curious as to my designation (name is the local description) of course as I am from Azure 7 Sublime Hegemony: Diaphanous Azure “Eye Candy” is certainly not my real name, can you imagine? When I first arrived on SOL 3 I was strolling along a location named Muscle Beach in Venice California United States of America (a city, state and what they call a nation) and several locals called me “eye candy” and tried what they called “hitting on me” I corrected their assumption but I have adopted the name to enhance the possibilities of my interactions with the humans.
One comment about form, I will be communicating in the local terminology as to measures etc so please keep your lingscan devices turned onto standard till you are prepared to learn my exact translations.
Other than that you can rely on me to decode SOL 3 for you (with some aid from the locals), I will provide insights, commentary and editorials and of course gossip!
27 comments:
Hi Eye Candy!
I wanted to welcome you to the Blogosphere!
I wanted to let you know I posted the article we spoke about (your blog and everything at Surrender).
I am curious if you are who you say you are…an alien don’t you have some rules against interfering with us on Earth? Even in Star Trek they have the Prime Directive limiting or even banning contact with pre faster than light civilizations….
Also do you think you will be able to stay on with Surrender with all the scandalous heat around events there?
She dog vermin…whoever you are….tip of the sword of invasion blended with reconnaissance for the Sublime Hegemony…
The Empire is aware of you…you are surrounded by Shadows…your conspiracy is coming to light…beware….
Hello Eye Candy!
Would you mind if I'd call you "EC"?
Anyway, welcome to the blogosphere :D! I am sure it will be a true pleasure to interact with you!
I have been following your adventures in Surrender, and allow me to say that your participation in the last two episodes rocked!
Looking forward to read more of your findings here on earth!
Cheers
~Greetings Livingsword~
Blogosphere>>> a collective term encompassing all blogs and their interconnections. It is the perception that blogs exist together as a connected community (or as a collection of connected communities) or as a social network.
Thank you for the welcome. I have read the said article I was not expecting my image to be so expansive.
rules against interfering with us on Earth>>> I would not define my interactions as “interfering” but simply as visiting and living on SOL 3.
I am unfamiliar with “Star Trek” and the “Prime Directive”>>> This will require more research before I can provide a definitive answer.
At this point I am unsure as to my future with Surrender.
Thank you for your remarks.
~Greetings Empires Shadows~
Although I am applying a pseudonym I believe you are doing likewise. However I originally believed Eye Candy was a proper designation not “She dog vermin”.
There is no need for you to be paranoid I am simply a journalist (an award winning one no less) here on SOL 3 representing IGTD NEWS.
I have had more deadly death hounds breathing down my neck than you…one who is designated by Max as Shade.
~Greetings Max~
EC>>> A contraction of my Eye Candy designation>>>Eye Candy is already a drastic contraction from my genuine names but if you require this abbreviation it is acceptable however informal.
Your insights could be of immense value to aid in the decoding of SOL 3 and are most welcome here. I am not a pleasure slave I am a journalist (an award winning journalist at that) but the free exchange of ideas is most welcome.
Surrender has been an experiment that has grown many results and I am pleased as to my participation. Rocked>>>I am unfamiliar with the term.
Thank you for your participation here there was a large spike in the Hyper-Network Score with your decoding, perhaps increased by the mention of adapting my appellation and unfamiliar denomination of the word>>>rocked<<<
Cheers>>>An American situation comedy television series that ran eleven seasons from 1982 to 1993 that took place primarily in a>>>bar. You want to meet in a bar? The Cheers bar?
~Fascinating~
Greetings Eye Candy. I presume your designation is as accurate as mine is. Given that multi-dimensional linear algebra is a major part of my occupation, it would certainly be negligent for me not to tune in to catch the latest in trans-dimensional news. This sounds exciting!
Perhaps the arrow ought to say 'You are here'. A handy guide for all earthmen.
Thanks for your visit. Welcome to my Jounal. Hope we'll be visiting each other often. Beam in anytime.
~Aloha Looney~
>>I hope that “aloha” is appropriate as I am attempting expand my knowledge of local salutations and cultural nuances.
I am not certain as to the exactitude of my nomenclature however it was given to me by human SOL 3 inhabitants so I am presuming it to be appropriate. I am unaware of the exhaustive implications of such a designation and of those regarding “Looney” care to inform me?
>>>sigh>> (Appropriate? Embracement?) This happens whenever I am Pathfinding a primitive species similar to humans. I am an Inter Galactic and Trans Dimensional Adventurer, award winning Journalist, Consultant and Gossip Hound.
>Translation< I apply technology in my life, technology that is exceedingly advanced as to that typical here on SOL 3. I am not a>>scientist, engineer or Scriontalabat.
I am a journalist and gossip hound so I venture to say that my understanding of>>>silly string theory, inflation paradoxes, or hyper-time-delineations is not exceeding of a typical Galactic and Trans Dimensional journalist and gossip hound.
Do you know the internal mechanics of the inner corona of the Teuto-Trans-Zenith Authorities Harem? I think not>>>but I do>>intimately>>along with ALL of the essential gossip.
However you seem precisely the kind of local guide I have been looking for and I promise to deliver some NEWS you will find extraordinary.
~Salutations Jean-Luc Picard~
>>It is exceedingly pleasant to have your visitation.
I appreciate your insight as to the SOL System arrow however it is intended for the elucidation of those not from SOL 3 as SOL 3 inhabitants would not see their neighborhood from the given position.
You are an excellent example of the kind of councilor I need for decoding SOL 3 so you can count on my exploring your blog>>>
To that matter I have intercatenated your blog >I have created a link to your blog from SOL 3 News< would you be in favour of a reciprocation? I know how you feel about diplomacy.
Hello Eye Candy,
The greeting "Aloha" comes from the language of a small, primitive tribe located in the middle of the largest blue area of our planet - the Pacific Ocean. The islands scattered around this ocean were originally settled by groups of people called Polynesians who shared a common language. "Aloha" meant love or mercy, but it is the habit of humans to take profound concepts and use them for more mundane purposes over time, so that today "Aloha" has come to be used as a casual greeting meaning either hello or goodbye.
The continent which is illuminated by the sun just prior to morning arriving in the Pacific is called America. Its society has been transformed greatly over the last century due to the invention of new technologies. This has benefited the inhabitants greatly both economically and materially, but there are things in their unsettled souls which drive them to action and simply cannot be comforted by all of these external material things, which they now have in abundance, but formally had little of. As they search for internal comfort, they look here and there and sometimes imagine that things would be better if only they had a more primitive existence, hence, a longing to seek out primitive places on the planet such as these little islands in the Pacific Ocean. The greeting of "Aloha" thus spread out from the primitive areas as people felt that by embracing parts of this foreign culture, they might perhaps provide some peace to what afflicts the soul. Sadly, this does not seem to be the case, but for those who have not yet been to these primitive islands, it remains at least a source of hope.
Your other questions I will need to take some time in responding too. Our society has many pressing demands which distract, so that we can provide careless answers quickly, or better answers in a tardy manner.
I feel like I've known you for a long time Eye Candy, I have voted for you each and every time for star of each Surrender episode, bonus your not from here.
I have added you to my blogroll, we should get along great I like stuff about space, and throughout my life I've believed in visitors such as yourself from other parts of the Cosmos.
Hi Eye Candy!
Your second article looks great!!!!
But I thought I would respond to your comment here first….
Don’t you think that your interactions with us humans will change the way we act, the way we think?
Plus you have actually placed your news service here on Blogger for all of us to read and to talk with you. Maybe some of your fellow extraterrestrials will even comment here!
I suggest you research Star Trek you may even learn about Captain Picard.
I heard a rumor that you will be back on Surrender…care to comment?????
Hello Eye Candy!
Your site is very special...
Mysterious and gives me an outer space kind of feelings.
I especially like your personal profile!
Thanks for visiting my blog!
Hello EC!
"EC>>> A contraction of my Eye Candy designation>>>Eye Candy is already a drastic contraction from my genuine names but if you require this abbreviation it is acceptable however informal." - or I can call you just Candy...how about that? Perhaps it is preferable, since I denote a certain discomfor on your part with EC....
"Your insights could be of immense value to aid in the decoding of SOL 3 and are most welcome here. I am not a pleasure slave I am a journalist (an award winning journalist at that) but the free exchange of ideas is most welcome." - congratulations on your award. I am more than willing to help.
"Rocked>>>I am unfamiliar with the term." - a coloquial expression meaning that you are "awesome". I suggest you a good dictionary, darling! We have excellent ones here on earth...
"Thank you for your participation here there was a large spike in the Hyper-Network Score with your decoding, perhaps increased by the mention of adapting my appellation and unfamiliar denomination of the word>>>rocked<<<" - LOL (sorry for that)...you are welcome :D!
"Cheers>>>An American situation comedy television series that ran eleven seasons from 1982 to 1993 that took place primarily in a>>>bar. You want to meet in a bar? The Cheers bar?" - LOL LOL (sorry once again; as we develop our relationship you will realise that I laugh a lot)...Cheers in this case means "Bye"...
Cheers
~Greetings Looney~
Your explanation of “aloha” is exemplary! I have read and reread it many times and am baffled at the linguistic majesty of your words.
I am fascinated by “aloha” as “love or mercy” this has a beauty to it that is striking! That it could also be applied as a casual greeting seems rather desultory to its beauty.
Therefore my greeting applying it should be withdrawn to a proper salutation.
>I have been to America! That is were I appropriated my designation “Eye Candy”.
Life in the multiverse is multifaceted and exceedingly advanced beyond measure here on SOL 3. Technology indwells and permeates our lives. It is one of the reasons we explore places such as SOL 3, we are always exploring, endlessly. Perhaps we also are searching for hope. Seeking beyond the horizon or star cluster.
However this does not seem likely as we have everything we could ever want. Even so we do have Procreative Wars and such. I should visit these little islands of yours.
Thank you so much for your robust answer to my query. Our SOL 3 readership and those of the multiverse have I am sure gained immeasurably by your effort. I know I have.
>Looney: Foolish, silly, insane, a Canadian one dollar coin. Are you similar to a Sunni?
~Greetings Bob Johnson~
I have been cognizant of your comments at Life on the Blade and find your space blog to be stimulating. It is pleasant to see a SOL 3 inhabitant taking an interest in the Cosmos.
I am uncertain as to my continuing on Surrender, my future there is dependant upon those in authority. It is all rather confusing; I did not intend to break any SOL 3 laws. At the time I did not realize the locals called SOL 3 Earth. I mean who names an entire planet after dirt? When the question was asked “are you from Earth?” I thought it was requisitioning information as to my visiting gardens or being a gardener. I am not prone to playing in the dirt (like Chocolate Girl what a peculiar female) but I have walked many lovely gardens.
Thank you for the “blogroll”> and Bob Johnson you should know that we of the multiverse have also always believed in you.
~Salutations Livingsword~
I am not concerned that my/our presence here will change the way those on SOL 3 think or act.
I am simply here, doing my job as Inter Galactic and Trans Dimensional Adventurer, Journalist, Consultant and Gossip Hound currently assigned to SOL 3 (locally known as Earth) by IGTD News.
Of course we have networked our system thru the SOL 3 Blogger network even we need to keep our costs down! Although my primary audience is out in the rest of the multiverse as it potentially far exceeds that here on SOL 3 I recognize that I cannot properly serve my constituents without excellent local aid which I have fortunately managed to acquire.
The job of decoding SOL3 is enormous even for me so the assistance from locals is paramount. Besides they can then put their spin on the news to encourage popular opinion in the multiverse (not that we are democratic! Can you imagine?)
I have started to research Star trek starting with a book of its star charts, it is puzzling but engrossing.
I am still uncertain as to my Surrender career.
>Thank you
~Greetings and salutations Astro Galaxy~
Thank you for visiting and commenting at SOL 3 News.
This is a unique Earth decoding venture (although this is hardly the first time I have had this kind of assignment. Can you imagine?)
With a lovely name such as Asto Galaxy I would think that you would enjoy speaking with a being of the outer multiverse.
Yes my profile is impressive, unfortunately they thought I should not name all of my awards, also they warned to not give my exact address you do have to be careful on these kinds of assignments.
As I am sure you have noticed you are “blogrolled” here so I will be back to your “galaxy”.
~Salutation Max~
The aleatory interactions surrounding names here on SOL 3 has been intriguing.
Curious inquirey> You have a comparatively short name (and tremendously so when compared to most names in the outer multiverse) is this because you prefer a short cognomen? Therefore you expand this to others? Or is it to increase familiarity? Perhaps it is for practical purposes?
EC is satisfactory if you wish it to be so.
It can be challenging living up to expectations when everybody knows
Your volunteering to decode SOL 3 is commendable. You clearly are erudite in prioritizing.
It can be challenging when expectations can be so high after winning the Sublime Hegemony TheoPhilo Award for Journalistic Excellence among a cornucopia of other awards.
EXCITEMENT >I see you are an “editors assistant”! In the communications or media fields! We are almost like sisters darling! Are you affiliated with the Sublime Hegemony Communications Sodality?
>I am awesome! This is an accurate description, I also was told this by those that presented me with the name “Eye Candy”.
It appears another spike has occurred in the Hyper-Network Score from your visitation and comment. Do you excel ratings wherever you go?
LOL> Lots of Laughs! Oh LOL LOL LOL LOL Yes it is properly descriptatory.
My diction is rapidly expanding when you consider I have only been here since 7 days + of the start of Surrender and knew next to nothing of SOL 3 before that. Surrender provided a lot of cultural emergent knowledge.
Do you know that women wear beds in Saudi Arabia? It is similar to the constrictions on women in Echelon Gender Continuity Theory. As DNA proliferation is war females are to carry comfort clothes for provided opportunities. Of course extremely few subscribe to such primitive concepts.
Aloha would be inappropriate as an exit phrase as explained by Loonie in his exemplary explanation so I will apply…
~Cheerio~
Thank you for your visit please come again.
Hello EC!
"Curious inquirey> You have a comparatively short name (and tremendously so when compared to most names in the outer multiverse) is this because you prefer a short cognomen? Therefore you expand this to others? Or is it to increase familiarity? Perhaps it is for practical purposes?" - no, it just is short. I come up with short nicknames for others because it is more practical and it approximates people.
"EC is satisfactory if you wish it to be so." - EC it is, then :)!
"Your volunteering to decode SOL 3 is commendable. You clearly are erudite in prioritizing." - why, thank you *bowing*!
"It can be challenging when expectations can be so high after winning the Sublime Hegemony TheoPhilo Award for Journalistic Excellence among a cornucopia of other awards." - congratulations! :D
"EXCITEMENT >I see you are an “editors assistant”! In the communications or media fields! We are almost like sisters darling! Are you affiliated with the Sublime Hegemony Communications Sodality?" - lol yes, we are practically sisters :D! No, I am not; but it would be delightful to be...
">I am awesome! This is an accurate description, I also was told this by those that presented me with the name “Eye Candy”." - LOL LOL...
"It appears another spike has occurred in the Hyper-Network Score from your visitation and comment. Do you excel ratings wherever you go?" - I don't know, I have never analysed it before...
"My diction is rapidly expanding when you consider I have only been here since 7 days + of the start of Surrender and knew next to nothing of SOL 3 before that. Surrender provided a lot of cultural emergent knowledge." - then, congratulations are in order...
"Do you know that women wear beds in Saudi Arabia?" - LOL (I must hear this) beds? What sort of beds are we talking about?
"It is similar to the constrictions on women in Echelon Gender Continuity Theory. As DNA proliferation is war females are to carry comfort clothes for provided opportunities. Of course extremely few subscribe to such primitive concepts." - LOL LOL LOL interesting!!
lol
Cheerio, darling!
"Thank you for your visit please come again." - I thank you for receiving me so well....
~Celebratory salutations Max~
I believe I comprehend the contraction of names you are speaking of. It almost acts as an icon of identification rather than reading a name. Rather like our images in the comment section.
I will see about an application for you to access the Sublime Hegemony Communications Sodality. However it may not be possible due to restrictions that may currently hinder SOL 3 inhabitants from membership. Rather like the Surrender question “are you from Earth”. I believe you would use the term “red tape” or bureaucracy.
Everywhere we went in Saudi Arabia women were forced to wear sheets>>EVEN I had to at one point wear such a ludicrous somni fashion statement! Highly irregular it was. Echelon Gender Continuity Theory is quite outdated how will women ever let their beauty shine in such an environment, and I am not speaking of just my statuesque figure but of the intellect. Carrying around all those bed sheets constricts creativity; however I did at times take advantage of the pillow.
Cheerleader Dear…
Hello EC!
"I believe I comprehend the contraction of names you are speaking of. It almost acts as an icon of identification rather than reading a name. Rather like our images in the comment section." - yes, it can be seen that way...
"I will see about an application for you to access the Sublime Hegemony Communications Sodality." - why, thank you, darling!
"However it may not be possible due to restrictions that may currently hinder SOL 3 inhabitants from membership. Rather like the Surrender question “are you from Earth”. I believe you would use the term “red tape” or bureaucracy." - LOL it's quite all right; it is the thought that counts (as they say here).
"Everywhere we went in Saudi Arabia women were forced to wear sheets>>" - LOL LOL LOL oh, that! LOL Yes, I believe they have to cover themselves...it is a cultural (well, more religious than anything else) feature...
"EVEN I had to at one point wear such a ludicrous somni fashion statement! Highly irregular it was." - I do comprehend you well, darling!
"Echelon Gender Continuity Theory is quite outdated how will women ever let their beauty shine in such an environment, and I am not speaking of just my statuesque figure but of the intellect. Carrying around all those bed sheets constricts creativity; however I did at times take advantage of the pillow." - LOL LOL this is marvellous LOL! I agree with you that this outdated practices hinder creativity and beauty...
"Cheerleader Dear…" - EC, "cheerleader" is a female who leads the cheers during sports events, as for support. Here on earth, they are not viewed as intelligent, nor earnest...but I am not sure, cause humans adore stereotypes. It is not a word one would use to greet a person or say goodbye to; unless you are trying to say that your humble reader is an "adulator"....LOL
I enjoyed this conversation!
Cheers
WOW!!
This is the coolest blog I have ever seen!
~Greetings Max~
You are most informative in decoding SOL 3!
I withdraw “Cheerleader Dear” and propose >
Cheers
It seems that this term is often used in regards to then drinking an alcoholic beverage. I shall do that before continuing this comment > > >
I have now consumed a bottle of Grand Marnier. Enchanting.
Cheers
~Salutations Anonymous~
You are clearly a discerning intellect and have developed ineffable style and peachy taste.
EC,
LOL enjoy your drink, darling :D!
Cheers
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